Siberian Husky property laws

1- If i like it, its mine.
2- If isnt in your mouth, its mine.
3- If i had it a little while ago, its mine.
4- If i can take it from you, its mine
5- If its mine, it must never appear to be yours.
6- If it just looks like mine, its mine.
7- If i saw it firts, its mine.
8- If its edible, its mine.
9- If you have something and put it down, its mine.
10- If i chew something up, all the pieces are mine.
11- If i get tired of it, its yours.
12- If i want it back, its main again.